Before And After Marriage Wedding Humor

Before And After Marriage Wedding Humor

A wedding humor that reflects a situation of a married couple before and after their wedding. Read and enjoy.

Before Marriage

Him: Ah, Alas, I can hardly wait!

Her: Do you want me to leave?

Him: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of course! Always have and always will!

Her: Have you ever cheated on me?

Him: NO! Why are you even asking?

Her: Will you kiss me?

Him: Every chance I get, baby!

Her: Will you hit me?

Him: Heck no! Are you crazy?!

Her: Can I trust you?

Him: Yes!!

Her: Darling!!!!~

After Marriage

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