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Showing posts with label wedding humor. Show all posts

Wedding Dress Up Games Online

Wedding dress up games are online games wherein the players can dress up their characters with the wedding attire and outfit they want. This kind of game is extremely entertaining and a bit beneficial for those people who are fond of wedding, directly working with a wedding vendor or as a wedding vendor and even for soon to be wed. Why? Read on.


Wedding dress up games can serve as a "trial and error" area for those people who are thinking of a good wedding outfit design for the bride and groom. Since the game offers a boy and girl character (as groom and bride), wedding couture or wedding suits and gowns designers and makers can test their creation via the characters. Not all wedding dress up games website offers such capability wherein you can upload your own wedding dress design but some of them do. So instead of asking someone or paying someone to try and test their creations, they just do the testing via the online characters. It might not give them the personal look of it but it will be enough for them to see what's lacking their masterpiece.

Wedding dress up online games can ease some tension and stress of the bride or groom in terms of planning and preparation of their wedding (if they are hands-on at it). Seeing some wedding dress and outfits online can give the bride or groom this feeling of excitement for the big day ahead of them. Again, this might not be the case for everyone but it can help since it's a very enjoying and relaxing game.

Now, you might say and think that I am exaggerating things about the said game, maybe I am a bit. If you will be playing wedding dress up games even though you aren't directly related to a wedding event or community, for sure, you will enjoy it as well.


The said game not only offers the traditional white wedding dresses or alike, it also offers wedding outfits for outside ceremonies like the beach wedding, garden wedding or even pajama wedding. :)


Image Credits: 

"Bride In Wheat Field " by Rosen Georgiev via FreeDigitalPhotos.Net

"Traditional Wedding Dress" by photostock via FreeDigitalPhotos.Net

"The Exit" by Elwood W. McKay III via FreeDigitalPhotos.Net

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Popular Online Wedding Dress Quizzes

Here is a list of 4 wedding dress quizzes I found online. I find them quite funny, humorous and at the same time, a bit useful. So check them out and see for your self.

1. What Wedding Dress Should You Have Facebook Quiz

A nice wedding dress quiz application on Facebook. It asks your personal preferences to random things then based on that, it will show you what's the most probable wedding dress you will have.

Facebook Wedding Quiz

Check it here

2. Which Beautiful Wedding Gown Are You?

A quiz that will translate your answers into the type of wedding gown you will be, in case you are not a human and you are a wedding gown.

Quizilla Wedding Gown Quiz

Check it here

3. Which Wedding Dress Is Right For You?

It`s your big day. What should your wedding dress look like? This is a quick personality test.

Wedding Dress For You

Check it here

4. The Knot What's Your Wedding Dress IQ?

Do you know your satin from your silk shantung? How well do you know your train lengths? Put your wedding gown knowledge to the test and learn some lingo while you're at it.

The Knot Wedding Dress IQ

Check it here

If you know more wedding dresses quizzes and test online, please share it on the comment section below.

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Interesting Wedding Facts And Trivia

Wedding Trivia - Strange Facts About Weddings
Awesome And Shocking Wedding Trivia.

Below are some of the weird and unique facts about wedding or marriage. I find this interesting because, I don’t really know some of this fact until I read them. So just like me, I know, somehow, you will be amazed and a little sort of shock will come into you upon reading this.


June Bride - June Weddings

June bride refers to the fact more people get married in June than any other month. Contrary to popular belief, this tradition did NOT come about because of the dependable weather. And actually, really not a good month to get married in some Asian countries, like here in the Philippines because it was a rainy season/month.

According to some books, some classical scholars believe the month of June is actually named after Juno, the Roman goddess of marriage. Fast-forward a few centuries and you'll find another good reason to book a banquet hall for June: according to one old wives' tale, "Marry in the month of May, and you'll surely rue the day. Marry when June roses grow, over land and sea you'll go."

So maybe, that’s why the month of June becomes the month of marriage.

Bridesmaid And Bride Same Dresses

The reason bridesmaids all dress the same is, in ancient Rome, several of the 10 witnesses required to make a wedding legal, would dress identically to the bride and groom to confuse any evil spirits that might crash the ceremony or what they call the evil wedding crashers. I know its kind of odd, but yes, its according to the history book.

Wedding Rings

Pope Innocent III started the wedding ring tradition. It was being believed that, in the 13th century, Innocent instituted a waiting period between engagement and marriage, and insisted a ring be used in the wedding ceremony. Before that, rings were only used to seal an engagement (as well as other important agreements).
You May Kiss The Bride
A kiss is considered a way of legally binding and was used to seal a contract in the ancient Rome. And later on, a bride marrying in the Church of England had to kiss the minister doing the wedding ceremony before she could kiss her groom. Can you imagine that?

Wedding Throws

During weddings, there are so many things thrown through the air or to the newly weds including rice (for fertility), bouquets (for luck and protection) and, last but not least, garters (also for luck).
In the past, before the wedding dresses cost as much as small cars, people used to rip chunks of the bride's dress off for good luck.

A slightly related custom used to occur in long-ago England. The groom's friends would take off their socks and throw them; the first to hit the groom's nose would be the next to marry. Funny but yeah, it’s true.

And last but not the least, one of my favorite of all those wedding trivia;

Bride And Groom Wedding Ceremony Location

Normally, the bride stands on the left and the groom on the right on a Christian ceremony. So you want to know where and why did this custom originate?
Weddings used to be a lot more like the ones you watch on the movies or tele seryes - with ex-suitors and other thugs often rushing the altar to object on the wedding.

So to defend the bride and avoid the interference, the groom needed to keep his right hand free so he could grab his sword, thus the bride stood clear and to the left. This is from an ancient custom that is still being practiced today, but no more swords of course.

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Bridal Shower Panty Poem

Bridal Shower Panty Poem
Bridal Shower Games And Activities

This is a nice, funny and sexy bridal shower poem. The poem can be recited and included on any bridal shower games and activities. say out loud the poem and it will bring smile and laughter at the party.

Bridal Shower Games And Activities - Panty Poem

Bridal Shower Panty Poem

The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that we cannot hide

So for our little panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And working as a friendly team
We made a panty line.

Alternate verse if no clothesline available:
So for our special panty queen
We'll make her feel just fine
By working as a friendly team
To form a panty line.


(Bride's name) these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom's name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know (groom's name) will shout, "Hooray!"
When he sees you on that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause (honeymoon destination)'s a gorgeous place!

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you'll face
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

Purple or an alternate color or print could be chosen in place of leopard in the verse above

Then when the time is right for you
And don't be saying, "Maybe"
You'll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don't worry - you'll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive

When finally you're old and gray
With these you can't go wrong
'Cuz sorry (Bride's name) but at that age
You just can't wear a thong

Source:
http://www.diva-girl-parties-and-stuff.com/panty-poem.html

You may check the original version of this bridal shower panty poem, on picture format, at:
http://www.diva-girl-parties-and-stuff.com/images/underweartime.jpg

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Funny Wedding Jokes Stories And Humors

Funny Wedding Stories, Jokes And Wedding Humors

This is a simple collection of funny wedding jokes and stories I found online. So read and enjoy. I hope they can make you smile; and oh, hope this post can make you think a lot before getting married.LOL

Funny Wedding Humor

Funny Wedding Jokes Stories


Funny Story 1
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Funny Story 2
Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested.

After a short while, the two men turned to the third and asked, "What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?" The third man turned to the first two and said, "Well, just the other day I had her on her knees!"

The two men were dumbfounded. "Wow that's incredible! What happened next?" they asked. The third man took a healthy swig of his beer, sighed and grumbled, "Then she started screaming at me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!"

Funny Wedding Story


Funny Story 3
A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride ran to the phone and called her mother, who asked, "How was your honeymoon, dear?" "Oh, mama!" she replied, "The honeymoon was so wonderful and romantic..." But then, suddenly she burst out crying and said "but, mama, as soon as we returned home, he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"

Funny Wedding Story1

"Darling, darling," her mother said, "calm down and tell me, what words could be so awful?" And, the daughter cried "please don't make me tell you, mama! I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! Just come and get me, please!"

"Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell me these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"


Funny Story 4
A nagging old woman at a party walked up to a belligerent old man and told him, "If you were my husband I would poison your drink!" To which he replied, "If you were my wife I would drink it!"

Funny Wedding One Liner Jokes
  • Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  • A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
  • If your wife is shouting at the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
  • The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in!
  • When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
  • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. the rest cheat in Europe.
  • What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws? Out-laws are wanted! In-laws, you think of it!
  • Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
  • Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,marriage is an institution for the blind.
  • Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
  • They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
  • There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
Additional Timeless Wedding Humor

Wedding Jokes

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS
listen.

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Before And After Marriage Wedding Humor

Before And After Marriage Wedding Humor

A wedding humor that reflects a situation of a married couple before and after their wedding. Read and enjoy.

Before After Marriage Wedding Humor

Before Marriage


Him: Ah, Alas, I can hardly wait!

Her: Do you want me to leave?

Him: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of course! Always have and always will!

Her: Have you ever cheated on me?

Him: NO! Why are you even asking?

Her: Will you kiss me?

Him: Every chance I get, baby!

Her: Will you hit me?

Him: Heck no! Are you crazy?!

Her: Can I trust you?

Him: Yes!!

Her: Darling!!!!~

After Marriage

Read It Backwards!!

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