Bridal Shower Panty Poem

Bridal Shower Panty Poem
Bridal Shower Games And Activities

This is a nice, funny and sexy bridal shower poem. The poem can be recited and included on any bridal shower games and activities. say out loud the poem and it will bring smile and laughter at the party.

Bridal Shower Games And Activities - Panty Poem

Bridal Shower Panty Poem

The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that we cannot hide

So for our little panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And working as a friendly team
We made a panty line.

Alternate verse if no clothesline available:
So for our special panty queen
We'll make her feel just fine
By working as a friendly team
To form a panty line.


(Bride's name) these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom's name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know (groom's name) will shout, "Hooray!"
When he sees you on that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause (honeymoon destination)'s a gorgeous place!

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you'll face
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

Purple or an alternate color or print could be chosen in place of leopard in the verse above

Then when the time is right for you
And don't be saying, "Maybe"
You'll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don't worry - you'll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive

When finally you're old and gray
With these you can't go wrong
'Cuz sorry (Bride's name) but at that age
You just can't wear a thong

Source:
http://www.diva-girl-parties-and-stuff.com/panty-poem.html

You may check the original version of this bridal shower panty poem, on picture format, at:
http://www.diva-girl-parties-and-stuff.com/images/underweartime.jpg

14 comments:

sarj December 11, 2012 at 8:25 PM  

Honestly, ngayon ko lang nalamang may Panty poem pala.LOL. wala naman kasi akong naranasang bridal shower before I got married.hahhaha. Funny yung last stanza. Can't imagine that an aged bride will even wear a thong :D

MaryJane Tauyan December 11, 2012 at 8:35 PM  

indeed such a funny one! though im not addicted to panties though maybe can change to something else to relate the bride heh xx

Franc Ramon December 11, 2012 at 8:58 PM  

Nice poems and I'm sure the bridal shower would be a lot better and a lot more fun with this poem.

Unknown December 12, 2012 at 12:13 AM  

haha lovely poem... i always love bridal showers.. especially if exclusively for girls... because sometimes they make it party attended by both bride and the groom as well.. :P

papaleng December 12, 2012 at 7:51 AM  

Fun read. Never ko narinig na there's a bribal shower poem. Bookmarked this one.

R.O.M.E.L.O. December 12, 2012 at 8:47 AM  

I've never been in a bridal shower. It must be a lot of fun specially if they have something like this going on. He he he! :D

Kenneth Ravida December 12, 2012 at 4:42 PM  

We men and boys, cannot go to a bridal shower, unless we are the macho dancer, hehehe nice poem

Exlinkevents December 12, 2012 at 6:42 PM  

Niceeeeeeee! I love this poem full of wit and wisdom.

jsncruz December 12, 2012 at 7:43 PM  

I would BE very disturbed at the sight of a senior citizen - no matter the gender - in a thong. Hahaha.

Maria Gemma Hilotin December 12, 2012 at 8:42 PM  

ang galing! lumalabas talaga creativity ng tao.. pati kapilyuhan hehe.. love bridal showers!

markpogi December 12, 2012 at 9:33 PM  

I kinda find it awkward to read a panty poem. :D

che December 13, 2012 at 7:19 AM  

indeed a funny one. I didn't know there's such a poem for soon to be brides. :)

Rochelle December 13, 2012 at 11:19 PM  

Haha. I didn't know na may panty poem pala :D It was really funny :)

ralph December 15, 2012 at 10:41 PM  

hahaha, such a catchy word... but i only find it sexy with my wife... haha. nice one. Yahweh bless.

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